johngreenisokay:

genuinethought:

stormafter:

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

lol. i asked the same question the 1st time. how do you rephrase?

True self control is waiting for the movie to start before eating your popcorn…

Why does the movie have to start eating your popcorn before you do? you payed for it…

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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(via immediate-oddness)

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

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mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

(via feared-oblivion)